10. Blind people tell me I'm beautiful.
9. Dirty Old Men are always asking me for a hug.
8. After work, I get to go to class smelling like bacon (if I'm lucky) or dog pee (if I'm not!).
7. Pet owners think I enjoy feeding treats to their slobbery dogs with my bare hands.
6. Ranting phone messages from paranoid old men who think that the salt in our food counteracts their Viagra.
5. Finding out that the state does renew driver's licenses for 92 year old women without a vision test.
4. Prentending to eat (and enjoy!) cookies made by LOL's (little old ladies) who can neither see well enough to clean a kitchen nor smell well enough to know when the cookies are "done."
3. Homebound clients who never get their meals because they're out walking their dogs.
2. People with calendars from 1972 on the wall telling me they've "been meaning to clean the place up" and will get to it "soon."
1. Finding out that I'll never be tomorrow who I'm not practicing to be today.
2 comments:
Gosh I miss old people! You can't get that kind of fun just anywhere. ;)
Interesting is not a strong enough word!
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